I’d like to share a revelation that I’ve had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species, and I realised that you’re not actually mammals. You see, every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment; but you humans do not. You move to […]

It’s come to my attention that we’re really – and I mean really – overwhelmed by constant information. So much so, that knowing the difference between right and wrong, black and white, good and bad, and your opinion and those around you’s opinion is becoming less and less obvious as the days tick by and

It’s Monday morning and you wake after roughly a two hour sleep. The weather was muggy, so you just couldn’t seem to find any comfort, no matter the position you chose. Your fan broke the day previous also, and your apartment block is without air conditioning. So, naturally, you left your window open in an

The first Monday of the new year is here. Two thousand and freakin’ sixteen. Where the hell did that past year go? With my first article of the year I thought I’d steer far clear from the clichéd posts that usually happen at this part of the year, and just jot down a few things